its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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