I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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