At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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