Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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