You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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