we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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