the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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