Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
the day after is always just damage control
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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