I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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