did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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