You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
you had me at cake vodka
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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