These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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