You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
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I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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