PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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