best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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