If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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