Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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