Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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