i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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