Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I look better un-naked...
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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