she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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