I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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third nipple confirmed
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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