thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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