ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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