Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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