Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
When did angry sex become our thing?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
