I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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