Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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