"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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