worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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