so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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