I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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