Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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