Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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