are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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