Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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