I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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