the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
