then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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