Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
then he tried to convert me to islam
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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