So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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