yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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