Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
