He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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