I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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