I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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