In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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fuck your aforementioned shoe
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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