omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize