This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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