Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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