Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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