Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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