Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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