Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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