I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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